What's your pleasure? | Jesse Ware

This is the perfect track for getting into some good old fashioned innocent trouble with your crew.

Some footage of my palm springs trip surfaced this weekend. Some video that I did not know was, or approve of, being taken.

It was of me calculating the amount of alcohol I used in our cocktails Saturday afternoon to prove that I had not over-served us.

My ingredients: Gin, Ice, berries club soda, and “splashes” of prosecco.

My method: Mix the first four ingredients to taste in a pitcher and allow the individuals to add the last as needed.

Around three pitchers were made for the four of us. I was determined to finish the gin so we could save the Amaro for our last day at the house.

The footage:

Alex: .44 liters of gin"

Me: Right. But that’s less than a half, over five hours.

Alex: Each of us drank less than a half over five hours. THIS is the SAT question they need to have!

Me: .44 divided by five. So that’s .088 liters per hour. So that’s fine.

Jim: (laughs)

Alex: What’s .088 liters? How many cups?

Jim: Well, I mean if you put it this way, “how much blood do we have in our bodies?”

Sadia: .088 liters…it’s two to three ounces.

Alex: So that’s a drink every hour for 5 hours.

Me: Exactly. We’re at the cusp. Three ounces of gin

Alex: Every hour.

Me: Every hour.

Alex: For five hours.

Me: Which is totally fine.

Alex: Plus the two bottles of prosecco.

Me: Why do you keep bringing up the prosecco?! It’s just, like, fucking water dude! It’s the same as club soda…but with alcohol.

THIS is what good old fashioned innocent trouble with your crew looks like.

And this is the prefect track for it.